The exact origins of April Fools’ Day remain unclear, but historians have traced it back to several possible sources, blending historical events, cultural customs, and folklore.
Yet it seems like April Fools’ Day has become a year-round event in the real world. The line between satire and reality is so blurred that people fall for the most ridiculous things. I mean, when you have AI-generated celebrities endorsing fake products, deepfake politicians making speeches, and media outlets pushing absurd narratives with a straight face, it’s no wonder people are struggling to tell fact from fiction.
It feels like common sense has gone on holiday and left no forwarding address. No need for spaghetti trees or gumboot-wearing turkeys anymore .... just flash a clickbait headline and people will gobble it up.
Gullibility seems to be increasing, but it has been around for a long time. ........
Read more: A Day for Fools, Fun, and Folly
By Op-Ed Frank is Back
Every now and then, a reader sends in a memory that instantly transports us to a gentler time - when kids roamed freely on red Cyclops trikes, mulberry bushes grew tall on the hill, and the best birthday gifts came with four legs and a wagging tail.
Tomatoes grew abundantly and his father fed the leftovers to the chooks after the Fowlers vacola outfit had run out of jars. Yes, we grew up in a time of abundance. Abundant food, abundant joy, abundant freedom and abundant hope and optimism for an exciting future.
Welcome to From Trike to Tail-Wags: Frankie’s World - part 2 in a gentle collection of tales from young Frankie’s boyhood in Australia. These are stories of freedom, family, backyard adventures, sparkler-lit birthdays, and the kind of lifelong friendships that often begin with a yip and a lick.
I hope you enjoy.
Today, news broke that Dezi Freeman has been shot dead in Victoria’s High Country, bringing an end to a long and deeply unsettling manhunt.
For weeks, his name sat heavily in the public mind - somewhere between fear, anger, and, in some corners, a strange and uneasy fascination. A sense of bewilderment.
And almost immediately, the comparisons began.
Because Australia has seen something like this before.
In the late 1800s, Ned Kelly was also hunted through rugged country not all that different from where Freeman met his end. Armed, defiant, and on the run, Kelly became something more than a criminal in the eyes of many. He became a symbol.
Read more: From Ned Kelly to Dezi Freeman: What Happens When a Nation Stops Trusting Itself
She left no photograph, few words, and little behind but whispers - yet the life of Hannah Glennon still rides the long roads of the outback.
People who live beyond the ordinary risk becoming legends. In time, their lives are pieced together from fragments - records, recollections, and chance encounters - often revealing more than they ever intended to share.
All of us leave traces. Births, deaths, marriages, fleeting mentions in newspapers or diaries - small markers that may one day be gathered into a story. We rarely imagine that possibility. Yet long after we are gone, those fragments remain, waiting for someone to follow the trail.
For Hannah Glennon - known across the western tracks as Red Jack — that trail is scattered and incomplete. She sought no fame, and would likely have been bemused, even dismayed, by the attention her life now attracts. The private struggles, the hardships, the moments preserved in official records - even the years she spent as a laundress - have all become part of the telling.
Such, perhaps, is the quiet price of becoming a legend.
The Sale I Didn’t Make
Harping back to apprentices, this series started, oddly enough, with a science fiction novel. In Peter F. Hamilton’s Void Trilogy, a young man learns his craft the old-fashioned way - inside a world that quietly mirrors the medieval guild system. He begins as an apprentice. He shows up every day. He learns from a master who has already mastered the trade. He makes mistakes, gets corrected, and slowly gets better.
No lectures. No shortcuts. No pieces of paper that say he’s qualified. Just hands-on work, real accountability, and proving himself through results.
That story took me straight back to my real estate days.
Yes, I had the licence. That got me in the door. But what actually taught me the job was learning from a master - watching how he listened, how he read people, how he put the client’s real needs ahead of the quick commission.
I was, like the hero in the book, learning my craft.
Special Propulsion Emergency Edition - “We Point So You Don’t Have To”
Filed from beneath the warped floorboards of the Wombat Burrow laboratory (an outpost of the Hangar) by Roderick “Whiskers” McNibble, Senior Correspondent, Rodent Division & Chief Whisker Engineer
Yes dear residents of Dusty Gulch, pointing is forbidden these days but fortunately in the Wombat Burrow, I can point all I like.
G’day, magnificent follicle-folk of the outback and beyond! While the nation waddles in panic at the pumps - diesel past $3 a litre, reserves scraping along at around 30 days, and Canberra twiddling its thumbs - your faithful rodent correspondent has been busy in the Wombat Burrow laboratory.
Hundreds of servos are dry across NSW, Victoria, Queensland, and beyond thanks to the Middle East mess choking the Strait of Hormuz. Energy Minister Chris Lowone lowers standards and releases reserves, but the feather-brained mob still can’t see the obvious: Australia needs home-grown thrust, not imported drama and net-zero duckification.
If we are not allowed to " Drill Baby Drill " there is only one alternative......
From medieval merchants to ancient guilds to real-life masons, the lesson is the same: systems that reward real skill outlast those that reward credentials.
Pull up a chair, pour yourself something decent, and let’s talk about a quiet little con we’ve all been sold.
For years, the story went like this: get the degree, frame the paper, and the good life will follow.
Only now the kids are serving coffees with qualifications that cost more than a house deposit, while the bloke fixing your wiring is booked out for three weeks and driving a better ute than your boss.
Read more: We Trained a Generation for Degrees - Not for Work
It started with a bottle of Worcestershire sauce.
Someone mentioned they’d just finished theirs.. and for reasons I can’t fully explain, it yanked me straight down a rabbit hole. Suddenly, I was back in a Korean kindergarten, the air heavy with the sharp, tangy smell of kimchi.
Funny, really. Worcestershire sauce and kimchi aren’t so different. Both start off confronting, even revolting. Both need time. Back in the 1830s, two chemists in Worcester, England, John Wheeley Lea and William Perrins, tried to recreate an Indian sauce. Their first batch was an abomination. Overpowering. Fishy. Completely inedible. So they shoved it in the cellar and forgot it. Eighteen months later, it came back transformed: rich, complex, addictive. A forgotten mess became a global sensation.
That memory, pungent and strange, carried me straight to the kindergarten classroom. Not the bright lights of Seoul, but the small chaos of four and five year-olds: sticky hands, beaming smiles, and the infamous kimchi kisses. For a chilli-allergic Aussie, it was an assault on the senses... but somehow, it was worth it.
Read more: Kimchi Kisses and Gentle Dabs - a Tale from a Korean Classroom
Dusty Gulch Gazette – Extra Edition – Ink Still Wet - by Roderick ( Whiskers ) McNibble
Your correspondent has been sniffing around ballot boxes longer than most people in Dusty Gulch have been sniffing corked bottles at the Dusty Dingo Pub. And after three rounds of council elections that would make a dingo blush, one fact stands taller than the town water tower:
Prentis Penjani always wins.
Not because the good people of Dusty Gulch love him. Not because his speeches could charm the legs off a kangaroo. He wins because the system - any system - has more give in it than a politician's handshake, and someone keeps greasing the hinges.
So it seems fair to look at different voting systems. I am about to scamper down a few rabbit holes and what I found is astounding...
Yesterday we remembered a simpler time.
No tracking apps. No panic buttons. No government campaigns.
Just one quiet rule whispered before you left the house:
“Don’t go with anyone unless they know the password.” In our house, it was Tripitaka.
A strange word for a child, but a powerful one. It wasn’t about fear - it was about judgment. About knowing that trust is not freely given… it is tested.
And that lesson doesn’t stop at the school gate.
Because in the corridors of power, the stakes are the same - only the consequences are far greater.
Leaders don’t fall because of strangers.
They fall because they gave the password to the wrong people.
Read more: The Password to Power: Why Leaders Fall for Who They Trust
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